My experience invited to MLM
WARNING : HARSH WORDS AND BAD ENGLISH
my english is not really good but I try my best. if you find wrong sentences pls tell me
Monday is come. She text me we will go at 5 o'clock. Okay I'm ready. When I met her, I ask once again what kind of work it is? And she said it was a secret. You just have to hanging out at indomaret or any stores. In my heart I said, the fuck work is that? I think it was ads like on the internet oh okay I must positive.
We arrived at indomaret and I saw someone sit in front of the store with nothing he buys on the table. He just smoke and play his tablet. His appearance is zero, like someone who's you can see at side of the road with his friend or people who's always hanging at Lawson with one drink on the table. At first, I don't like him yes, totally! And I feel little fishy because who the fuck people who will offer a job and have a pact at indomaret? At least, please have a medium and private place to talk these important thing. Like Solaria, or if you don't have much money you can go to McDonald's or KFC or at your fucking office!
I finally sit and talk to him. He ask me my name with face that I think it was so disgusting. I'm sorry if I'm rude to talk like that but yeah, you know that was inappropriate, even more when you will met your new partner. (I'm kind of people who think first impression is so concern). And my first impression to him is cengengesan. I don't know that word in English, sorry. Around 30 minutes I've waiting for the shit I've don't know, someone came with a shirt and jeans. He sit next to me and starting introduce himself with a cringe face.
After cringe conversation, he started introducing what kind of job and what kind of company they are. He said it was MSS (sorry I can't tell you the details) and engaged in medicine. They sell 2 products. First is drops and the second is for beauty. The company is already begin for 13 years and have full support from Indonesian president, Mr. Jokowi. And the owner is a member of Indonesian departement. Okay, I'm listening you.
He keep talking and give me some parables that I don't understand because all he said is shit and wrong. What he thinks I am? A stupid girl searching for fucking money?!
After a long shit, I mean talk he finally talking about something about my job. He said I can be a billionaire and he shows me a video about someone which already successful because this shit. His name is Banyu, I can be like him if I joined this fucking shit. He can bring his family to Makkah and traveling all around the world. But I don't care about this fucking banyu. I wanna like him yes of course, but with joining thing fucking shits, I'm sorry. Ok I'm listening.
So, if I joined this job I must regist with minimum one package which is Rp. 1.225.000. That package is included their product. I can choose what I like, drops or beauty. If I choose drops, I can have 13 bottles and if I choose beauty I can have 7 bottles. That thing is mine, so I can sell them again whatever I like. But, that's not the real job. He said we're not selling medicine we just buy it. The real work is, we joined and have a package, minimum 1 package and we have 2 slots that can be money if i search stupid people to join. If I offering and success, it will be money on my bank account. Maximum money that I can get is Rp. 1.300.000 a day. If i joined for 3 months, wow I can buy a car like Avanza or Xenia. LOL! If I choose 2 package or more, instantly I can make money about Rp. 2.600.000 a day or more. It was amazing better that Kanjeng DumbAss who can duplicate money. ZUGOI ZUGOI. Ah ya, he said if I'm joining this shits community, I must gather arround with all members every Saturday and met fucking Banyu. I'm sorry, id better watch anime all day & night long:). I think if making money that easy, beggar and mendicant is no longer available in Indonesia. I've ask him about how the payment going if the product not sell at every stores. How the company can handle 14.000.000 people who joining? And he said that's from every product you buy. So, we must invite so many stupid people to join. Oh ok, got it got it.
When we at middle of talk, someone come. She's a girl, really thin and wearing hijab. She introduce me her name and ask mine. She talk a lot the thing I don't fucking care. Her thin lips make me wanna punch in every power that I have. Oh my god.
I know her purpose is to make me joined. But I think her way to talks is so rude. She ask me am I have confidence to this shit? Am I believe them for fighting together? In a rude acent of course! She said am I want bring my family to Makkah? I said yes and she said I must joined this shits. What the hell makkah my ass. She even ask me am I have a brother? I said yes, I have one my little brother. Her mouth start to open shit that i am the one who must taking care of my family. She know my father is no longer work because of diabetes, but something you must know, I am not that poor. And if that the way you try to make me join, you must learn the different way how to being kind to customer. In other words, you need them they maybe need you. Her mouth is so big. She studied at bitung semester 3 and she said if she wanna work she can. She have many colleague and everything she need. But she choose this shits. I think, yeah if you work at an office you will fired at 1 week because your rudeness. Ah ya, she talk to me that I can't talk this shits to my parent because they WILL not understand this kind of job. From that, I REALLY don't like them. If they not cheat me, I also don't like them. Indirectly, she insult my parents. Assume my parents stupid like yours, lady that's not good I told you.
After long talk of bullshits, they or SHE promise me become rich and have my own car. Gosh, I don't need car I can't driving too. Ya ya ya I'm listening you. Rich my ass, car my butt, traveling all around the world my POOP. Hahaha. After after after, they ask me to write the form. My friend staring at me like "please, write that fucking letter pretty please." And I do it. They tell me I can gradually the capital. I said okay I'll tell my mom first. But she said with cringe face "Don't tell your mom. You're not a kid you can choose what good or bad for you." Yea yea. I know why she forbid me to talk with mom. Because if I tell my mom she failed to cheat me. I'm too smart to believe that MLM is real work hehe.
Around 8 PM I go home with my friend riding motorcycle, left those 3 cheaters at indomaret. I said if I can't joined this fucking shits dont mad to me. And she said yes. Okay that's not a big deal.
After go home, I talked to my mom about what happened 3 hours ago. Why I can offered with MLM and the rude lady saying that you're stupid and don't understand this fucking bullshits. She laughing and said if I'm not that smart I must drown with her words. No mom, not even billion years or even I'm death.
Dear my beloved friend, you're gullible. I don't know how much money you give to them but I know that must be not around Rp. 1.000.000. I know you don't know anything about MLM. And I know you have a good intention for ask me to making money together. I'm sorry god bless you.
And for all readers. I told you a job like that is not real. Maybe 1 week or 1 month yes, you will take the money. But for the next, they will disappear. Believe me, they just a cheaters even though they tell you a big company, but that's not real. yes the company is real but they were a part of that company is a big question mock.
Be smart. Thank you for reading this:)
